Saturday, August 22, 2009

die slowww

sunday roast playlist 23/8

TECHNICAL PROBS

HEALTH - Die Slow (Get Color)

Surf City - Zombies (Demo)
Husker Du - Pink Turns To Blue
Jay Reatard - Wounded (Watch Me Fall)
Vivian Girls - Out For The Sun (Everything Goes Wrong)

Ducktails - Roses (Landscapes)
Volcano Choir - Island, IS (Unmap)

Nodzzz - Good Times Crowd (True to Life 7")
Vomit Heat - Everything In Its Wrong Place
Bibio - Sugarette (Ambivalence Avenue)

HAUS PARTY CORNAH

47 Diamantes - Misunderstood (Crystal Cuntskulls)
Bandicoot - Emotional and Dirty (Happy Talking)
Moron Says What - Eat (Pop Up EP)
Finally Punk - 5 Yr Old Angst (Finally Punk)
Lightning Dust - I Knew (Infinite Light)

No Age - Losing Feeling (Losing Feeling EP)
Wavves - Cool Jumper
Male Bonding - Pirate Key

Lightning Bolt - Captain Caveman (Magic Mountain)
Lightning Bolt - Colossus
Flight - Flowers
Why? - On Rose Walk, Insomniac (Eskimo Snow)
Telepathe - So Fine (Dance Mother)

Times New Viking - Move To California (Born Again Revisited)
Breakfast Mountain - Log Jamm (HOOOOODED)
The Babies - Meet Me In The City
Washed Out - Belong
Wild Beasts - And All The Kings Men
Screaming Females - Bell

Beat Happening - Bad Seeds
Times New Viking - Lion & Oil
James Brown - Get Up Offa That Thing

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

AMAZING THINGS // MORMON TROLLS

- did you know that if you have a requirement of 80% attendance for your fren316 paper, you can give yourself two weeks of extra holiday by simply ignoring the first two weeks of classes and still ace all over it?


- ravioli and cheese, still entertaining the idea of going into dennys and asking for this (motorcycle helmet also)















- john safran vs the exorcist, on repeat (HOLY FUCK)






- fun safran-related fact: in the episode where he takes on extreme mormons, they briefly discuss this mormon film:




feel like you recognise the female lead??? maybe its from HERE



oh no fucking way!!!!! the girl from troll 2, connie young, went on to undertake a career in mormon films, including the moderately successful the singles ward. she also stars in films called friends for life and christmas angel. yay mormonism!!! so lets compare these two films synopses:

Troll 2 synopsis:

'Joshua's family takes a trip to NILBOG, which, unbeknownst to them, is the kingdom of the goblins, as told to young Joshua by his grandfather Seth, who just happens to be dead. Now it's up to Josh, magical time stopping Grandpa Seth, and a bologna sandwich to save the family from the evil Goblin Queen, who uses everything from magical rocks to an ear of corn, to destroy Josh's family'

The Singles Ward synopsis:

'When Jonathan Jordan gets divorced he's thrust back into the world of being a single Mormon - a world who's ultimate goal is eternal marriage. Struggling to fit in, Jonathan decides to stop going to church only to be pursued by the members of the local singles ward who want to reactivate him. Nothing works until Jonathan falls for Cammie Giles, the ward activities director. Suddenly, going to church becomes much more appealing. But his he going for the right reasons?'

WHICH IS BETTER?????? did connie young make the worst choice of her life by shunning troll 2 from her personal cv and getting into mormon film??

Sunday, July 26, 2009

HOLY SHIT

I'm probably going to put this on kitchensink at some point but here for now until i write something 'wholesome' on the new jay reatard album


but for now:


this is the cover of the new jay reatard album (which is BANGING)

this is a murderous, insane jack nicholson




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Saturday, July 25, 2009

playlissssst 2009 favvs show

TOP SONGZ OF 2K9 SO FAR OK

Atlas Sound (ft Noah Lennox) - Walkabout
The Ruby Suns - Don't Trust The Dusty Fruit
Bandicoot - Bessie (Happy Talking)

Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Can't Hear My Eyes (Can't Hear My Eyes 7")
The Flaming Lips - Silver Trembling Hands
Sonic Youth - Sacred Trickster (The Eternal)

Telepathe - Devils Trident (Dance Mother)
Real Estate - Beach Comber (Underwater Peoples Compilation)

Ducktails - Let's Rock The Beach (New Tape)
Bat For Lashes - Glass (Two Suns)

Hercules & Love Affair - I Can't Wait (Sidetracked)
Beach Fossils - Daydream
Best Coast - Sun Was High (So Was I)
Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks (Veckatimest)
Pixies - Monkey Gone To Heaven (Doolittle)

Pissed Jeans - False Jesii pt. II (King Of Jeans)
Nodzzz - Good Times Crowd (True To Life 7")
Royksopp - Happy Up Here (Junior)
Sore Eros - Smile On Your Face (Second Chants)

Animal Collective - My Girls (Merriweather Post Pavilion)
Sunset Rubdown - Idiot Heart (Dragonslayer)
Japandroids - Young Hearts Spark Fire (Post-Nothing)

Jay Reatard - It Ain't Gonna Save Me (Watch Me Fall)
Islands - No You Don't (Vapours)
Mika Miko - Turkey Sandwich (We Be Xuxa)

47 Diamantes - Mixed Emotions (Shorty K vs Munty Fresh)
Neon Indian - Should Have Taken Acid With You
St Vincent - The Neighbours (Actor)

Slow Club - Summer Shakedown (Let's Fall Back In Love)
13th Floor Elevators - You're Gonna Miss Me

Sunday, July 19, 2009

BLOGGIN PLAYLISZTS

Barely Legal, 19/7

Or, Hope That Girl Who Got Her Face Kicked In Gets Better

Assassins 88 - Age Of Consent (Go Go Second Chance Virgin)

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES SOZ

The Flaming Lips - Silver Trembling Hands (Embryonic)
The Clean - Are You Really On Drugs (Mister Pop)

B CORNER

Best Coast - Sun Was High (So Was I) (Myspace traxx)
Best Coast - Angsty (Where The Boys Are)
Bachelorette - Instrctions For Insomniacs (My Electric Family)
The Bats - Castle Lights (The Guilty Office)

Spoon - Got Nuffin (Got Nuffin EP)
Future Of The Left - Arming Eritrea (Travels With Myself and Another)
Crocodiles - I Wanna Kill (Summer of Hate)

Jay Reatard - Before I Was Caught (Watch Me Fall)
Mount Eerie - Wind's Dark Poem (Wind's Poem)
The Very Best ft Ezra Koenig - Warm Heart Of Africa

Atlas Sound ft. Noah Lennox (OMGGGG) - Walkabout (OMGGGGG)
Yacht - Summer Song (See Mystery Lights)
Free Energy - Dream City

The Dodos - Small Deaths (Time To Die)
Times New Viking - No Time, No Hope (Born Again Revisited)
Dolphins Into The Future - Onset, Beyond Clouds (...On Sea-Faring Isolation)

Modest Mouse - Guilty Cocker Spaniels (Autumn Beds EP)
Mazes -Cat State Comity (Mazes 1) (??)
Andre Ethier - Black Is The Colour Of My True Love's Hair (Born On Blue Fog)
Holy Shit - Rough & Tumble (Rough & Tumble 45")

Animal Collective - Hey Friend (Animal Crack Box)
Dirty Projectors - Two Doves (Bitte Orca)
Florence & The Machine - Hospital Beds (A Lot Of Love, A Lot Of Blood)
Mount Pleasant - Infinite Party Playlist (Rio Joy)
UUVVWWZ - Japdad (UUVVWWZ)

The Clientele - I Wonder Who We Are (Bonfires On The Heath)
The Mayfair Set - Three For Me (Young One)
Street Chant ft. MC Stormtroopa - Black Or White (Moonlight, Good Times and Boogie MJ Compilation)
Comanechi -Last Party (Comanechi EP)
Jay Reatard - Wounded (Watch Me Fall)

OK THXBI

Sunday, July 12, 2009

GOODBYE 4EVA

Friends, I think I'm moving house/blog. Soz. Why? Because of THIS FUCKING MONSTROSITY

Everyone, meet the Robinhood ST7000 Supertub.
It takes from the rich and poor and gives to the smug middle-aged cunt behind the counter at Noel Leeming who plays in a mediocre softrock covers band by night. He probably has a beard fetish (but not a beard), three illegitimate children and won't look too dissimilar to George Oscar Bluth.

'SUPERTUBS MORE RELIABLE THAN MY FIRST WIFE LOL'

Anyway. Now I'm blogging more permanently at the kitchen sink, which is a colourful and rad Wellington-based music site where I've been doing interviews and stuff for awhile. It just got updated and now I have my own section complete with a makeshift title ripped from the new Clark album (which sucks btw). It's pretty cool. I just blogged up one of the new tracks from the forthcoming Flaming Lips album (it sounds fucking amazing/like they got blazed up in a space shuttle orbiting a smaller moon of Jupiter which is physically impossible I know but WAYNE COYNE DID IT OK)

Anyway, the link to my new blog section is here. It's only a small section of the site but OH MY WORD IT IS A BUZZY LAYOUT. Go check it out/put it on your reader, you web 2.0 motherbitches.

Ok thank you see you over the other side of the internet xoxoxo


Sunday, July 5, 2009

THROWING FRIENDS OUT OF WINDOWS

BRAINS INTERVIEW (for thekitchensink)

Vital informations here and here

Brains - Friends


DUNEDIN/THE SOUTH ISLAND.
Blossoming ground in the 80s and 90s, its been comparatively cold this decade. The better acts to come out either never played then broke up (oh hi Mestar), are busy exploring overseas fanbases (Minisnap/The Bats), or devolving into something loosely resembling Pig Out (Tiger Tones. Sigh.) This year’s seen somewhat of a resurgence, particularly in Dunedin. Awesome Feeling III may have focussed its celebration on Auckland and the numerous badass acts there, but outside that torrent link lie several promising bands, including Funedin 3-piece Brains. Taking cues from Die! Die! Die! EPs and a shitload of ritalin, they’re also the closest thing you’re likely to find here to A HYPE BAND. Given the relatively enormous following they got at their second ever show (it was at Camp), it was apparent that there was a certain level of expectation on them. Which totally sucks, since bassist Hugh apparently only picked up the instrument in July last year. The show was sloppy and soaked in cask wine, the crowd wasn’t entirely won over, and petty NZ hype claimed its first victim of 2009. Double-edged sword, really - it’s awesome to see people get so excited about a new local band, but expectations were unfairly high for their first show without beer-soaked fratboys present and requesting Bryan Adams. Moral of the story: I don’t really know. What was that John Lennon song - Give Brains A Chance?

ANYWAY.
Several months down the track, Hugh’s WAY better at bass and pretty sweet behind the wheel, Brains have recorded their debut EP entitled Nine Minutes, and we chatted them up via the internet to find out what the fuck is going on in Dunedin, being the web 2.0 MASTERS that we are.

TKS ASL?
BRAINS 10 months/male/funedin.

TKS Dundedin: what the hell? After what (from a Wellington perspective) has seemed a bit of a drought period, Dunedin seems pretty awash with new bands and regular shows and the like. Have I been reading the wrong blogs/ignorant? Have bands like Brains/TFF/Bad Sav just decided to get onto playing more/promoting more? Whats been the catalyst???

BRAINS Maybe a bit of both, eh. There’s ALWAYS been shit going on down here, it just sort of tends to be that the bands we love from here don’t tour very much. Like, TFF have been around for ages, as have Onanon (srsly check out Onanon, they rule), but they just don’t tour. Slash can’t tour. Obligations fucking suck. Luckily, we’re all students, so can take weeks off whenever we want. Except for exam time.
Brains and Bad Sav are both real new though, and this tour’s basically happening at the earliest possible time it could. Our set at Camp a Low Hum this year was our second ever. Apart from a bad party we played.

TKS Also, is Dunedin the musical hub it seems to be? Despite there being some really good acts down there at the moment, I imagine its not the easiest place in which to consistently play good venues? Whats the dirrrt…

BRAINS Matt says Chicks is where we play most often, and it’s actually really amazing. Like, probably my favourite of the New Zealand venues I’ve been to.

Hugh says Matty likes it heaps cause he never has to be driver, cause he can’t drive. Me and Will have to drive, so it’s coo… but you’ve got to drive out. So it’s almost as good as he says, just not quite. And musical hub don’t know, not enough venues other than Chicks and dark dank Refuel. But there’s lots of people doing good things, just have to look for it. We’ve got a release happening sometime in the next while on a label called Ltll Paisley, which is run by a couple of our friends, and their catalogue is pretty worth looking up. Nothing but good good good.

TKS Touring: when’s it happening/where/with whom?

BRAINS It WAS going to be late July/early August, but we’ve had to push it back a week coz we got offered a really big support slot for a Dunedin show (secret secret). But we’ll be in Auckland on August 6th, Whanganui 7th, Wellington 8th, and Christchurch 9th. Yeah. Nevernudes are (HOPEFULLY) playing the North Island dates with us, which’ll be great.

TKS I don’t want to use the term ‘hype’, cause you know, its New Zealand, but there does seem to be a certain level of expectation around Brains. It probably doesn’t help that new bands aren’t cropping up as quickly as people would like (in Wellington, at least), so there’s a tendency to jump onto any new band that shows up here. Considering your first show outside of Dunedin was at Camp and since then you’ve been kind of a ‘buzz band’ (in NZ terms), do you feel like there’s any sort of onus on you to be ‘a new good nz noise band’?

BRAINS I think this is something that concerned us a lot more a few months ago. Like, before we’d played some shows, and before we’d recorded more than one song, it was really disconcerting to be getting so much ‘hype’. But I think we’ve matured to the point where we’re confident in what we’re playing. We’ve cut some stuff from our set, and we plan to do a lot more writing (and therefore, more cutting) before the tour, so I think we’re pretty confident we’ll be able to live up to these expectations. If they actually exist, that is.

TKS Obviously, you guys were on the Awesome Feeling comp, and it was the first one to feature predominantly bands from the last 12 months - do you think its doing a good job/giving a good cross-section? Will it be able to maintain 20-ish new bands every year?

BRAINS Our inclusion aside, I genuinely think that this year’s comp was the best they’ve done thus far. It’s always going to be totally hard to be representative with something like that, especially with a publication where so many of the writers are Auckland-based, but they seem to be doing ok. I’d like to think that finding new bands won’t be too difficult, but obviously stuff like that moves in waves. Looking at touring, and bands to play with, has made me realise that there’s definitely a lot of really, really good stuff happening at the moment. Except people keep moving to Melbourne :-(

TKS WHY AREN’T YOU OPENING FOR FLIPPER?
BRAINS WHY AREN’T THE AESTHETICS OPENING FOR FLIPPER? Na dunno eh, tbh didn’t really seek that slot. Should be a good show though. I saw Mountaineater last year, and wasn’t that impressed, but their live to air on Radio One a few weeks ago was some heavy shit.

TKS I think you’re the only band who have ever been described as ‘a pastiche of Thought Creature, Modest Mouse and Godspeed! You Black Emperor’. How the FUCK do you manage to give vibes of those three bands in a set???

BRAINS I think the key is to somehow piss off someone who writes for the university magazine, so that he’ll write a review of your EP in which he namechecks the only 3 “indie” bands he knows. The whole EP is only 9 minutes long. Do Godspeed even have a song that short? He gave us 2/5 for that, actually. For the record, Sonic Youth/MBV/Die! Die! Die! baiting is a way more accurate description.

TKS How does Flying Nun exist for you? Nostalgia/viable label/godlike but unapproachable presence in Dunedin/nonexistent? Since Shocking Pinks it seems there’s only been bands like Minisnap/The Bats keeping in with the Golden Tome of Flying Nun yesteryear…
Ah. hmm.

BRAINS Nostalgia, really. So much stuff that they released is so fucking good, but does it exist anymore? No. Can’t even find half of those albums anywhere except the radio one vaults, release the tapes! Dunedin’s good though, all those Flying Nun faces still play around for cheap - Bob Scott et al. Yes. We like Flying Nun cause it released lots of awesome music. But it’s not a current happening thing ya know. But if it does start up agains, then sure, sign us, pay us and release our songs.

TKS If there was one scene in any movie that Brains would soundtrack, what would it be… (OBLIGATORY QUESTION)

BRAINS I think, ideally, we’d be in that episode of the OC where Rooney play, and Luke’s way excited about it, and singing along and shit. It’d be us instead of Rooney. Not a movie but whatever, shit rules anyway.
ENDS

Given their propensity for savagely fast noise and refusal to take themselves too seriously, Brains forthcoming tour promises to be a screamy, hyperactive affair well worth the meagre funding you donate to their cause.

Brains hit it up here on the 8th of August, playing the motherbitch of all house parties at Brownnote 2.0 and also partaking in a rap vs noise battle at the preceding Crack Wednesday on the 5th. It’ll be somewhat similar to the Mint Chicks vs King Kapisi show, only instead of fighting each other with music, there will be oil wrestling, brutal beatings with basses, and jousting*. Who will win???? You will friend, it’s all free!

*Exaggeration, but totally a possibility

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